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I need an MCU recap by Luis

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Holy...it feels like its been a bit since I've had too much of a desire to rant....but wow.

I just went out to pick some things up from the store, I had gone for a walk before.

Passed by on my walk/walk in to store, or drove by.

4 people stoned/high.
3 people sitting, tragically out of shape, smoking, coughing up their lungs. A few of them I see daily on my walks...
1 guy obliterated on likely fentanyl.
Someone setting up a bloody tent in my parking lot, that wont last.
Worst of all, across the double lane, I saw a young lady sitting on the curb, while her friend was animated talking to her, sure no problem right? Then, as I am driving home what do I pass?

The woman is now passed out on the sidewalk, cops are there, and her friend is losing her naughty word.

We have naughty word up.

Then, I see this quote, the timing of which was just too much after logging out of an email.

"Basically, we have created a world that our nervous system no longer wants to live in."

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I just had a weirdly thrilling moment and no other place to share it, so ...

I received a legal ... paper ... this morning, and it didn't look right. As I was reading it, the cases all felt ... off. And then I hit a proposition where there was a case cited, and I thought, "WUT? There is no case in the history of ever that says that!"

So I checked. Case doesn't exist. Checked out cases. Out of the 20+ cases cited, only one actually exists (but didn't stand for the proposition for which it was cited).

Oh boy. Then I checked a citation to a statute. Hey! The statute exists! Except, it's quoting the statute, and nothing resembling that quote is in the statute.

That's right, after all this time ... I finally got my hands on someone fool enough to try and AI a legal filing.

This will end very badly. And I will take great joy in it.
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