Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Umbran]

"Hot Pocket" is a more apt description, based on the ability of lava to destroy human flesh.

Raviolis are part of the more general group, "dumplings".
Hot pockets sit pretty comfortably in the "hand pie" category.

The Earth is a dumpling if you consider the oceans to be sauce/broth. Otherwise, it is a pie.

 

[Cadence]

And that makes happy Cockatiels.

And I am all over the orange cheeked dinosaurs roaming my living room being happy.

 

[Ryujin]

Raviolis are part of the more general group, "dumplings".
Hot pockets sit pretty comfortably in the "hand pie" category.

The Earth is a dumpling if you consider the oceans to be sauce/broth. Otherwise, it is a pie.

But works far better in the "it exploded and now my flesh is cooked" area.

 

[RealAlHazred]

That's all right, the universe could potentially be a donut, if it turns out to be torus-shaped. I vote for Boston Creme!

 

[Deset Gled]

The Earth is a dumpling if you consider the oceans to be sauce/broth. Otherwise, it is a pie.

Given the relative depth of the ocean to the size of the earth, I think it's fair to call the ocean a "glaze".

That's all right, the universe could potentially be a donut, if it turns out to be torus-shaped. I vote for Boston Creme!

But a filled donut isn't a torus?

 

[Umbran]

But works far better in the "it exploded and now my flesh is cooked" area.

That really only applies if you were attempting to eat the Earth. And unless you're Galactus, trying to suck the ooey-gooey goodness out of a volcano disqualifies you from the discussion on the grounds of just plain dumb...

 

[RealAlHazred]

That really only applies if you were attempting to eat the Earth. And unless you're Galactus, trying to suck the ooey-gooey goodness out of a volcano disqualifies you from the discussion on the grounds of just plain dumb...

I did like the Galactus Cooking Show...

 

[trappedslider]

That really only applies if you were attempting to eat the Earth. And unless you're Galactus, trying to suck the ooey-gooey goodness out of a volcano disqualifies you from the discussion on the grounds of just plain dumb...

So, the Earth's center isn't creamy nougat

 

[Umbran]

So, the Earth's center isn't creamy nougat

No. It is the hottest jawbreaker ever.

 

[dragoner]

Its metal