Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

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[Scribe]

Quite literally me after my morning calls.

 

[overgeeked]

I know I'm not supposed to tell people who are clearly unhappy with Pizza Hut to try a different pizza place, but dude, you clearly are over Pizza Hut and there are pizzerias making exactly what you are asking for.

That's the one that always messes me up. The place next door serves up the exact pie you're looking for. And it's right next door. Just...you know...20 feet that way. But nope. "I walked into this pizza place when I was 10-years-old and I will never leave." My man, you're not only missing out on the exact pizza you want, but that taco truck down the block is bangin'.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

That's the one that always messes me up. The place next door serves up the exact pie you're looking for. And it's right next door. Just...you know...20 feet that way. But nope. I walked into this pizza place when I was 10-years-old and I will never leave. My man, you're not only missing out on the exact pizza you want, but that taco truck down the block is bangin'.

And sometimes, what they're asking for is such a small difference and it's the signature part of the place next door.

You want spicy pepperoni on your pizza? The place next door is literally called Sal's Spicy Pepperoni Pizzas!

 

[gnarlygninja]

The idea of being trapped with only the places I went when I was 10 years old sounds like hell to me, I have a hard time understanding people like that.

 

[overgeeked]

And sometimes, what they're asking for is such a small difference and it's the signature part of the place next door.

You want spicy pepperoni on your pizza? The place next door is literally called Sal's Spicy Pepperoni Pizzas!

Or worse, "This pizza would be perfect if only it had more pepper flakes or grated Parmesan."

My man, there's pepper flakes and grated Parm on the table in front of you all you gotta do is add it yourself.

"Blasphemy! I only eat pizza the way the Great Chef in the Back intended."

Le sigh.

 

[prabe]

If you want the same pizza you had when you were ten, that's fine, I'm not inclined to even try to stop you. I, personally, do not want the same pizza I had when I was ten. This does not need to make conflict between us, you eat your pizza and I'll eat mine.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

If you want the same pizza you had when you were ten, that's fine, I'm not inclined to even try to stop you. I, personally, do not want the same pizza I had when I was ten. This does not need to make conflict between us, you eat your pizza and I'll eat mine.

My youngest is now going through the stage where the consequences of being a picky eater for years are catching up with her. She is super-bored with the foods she's eaten over and over -- rejecting what everyone else was having for dinner most days -- but is having a hard time admitting that, gee, maybe she should try the stuff the rest of the family assures her that she'll like.

Her elder sibling came through this phase and is now an adventurous eater, so I'm confident that she'll do the same. It's just amusing watching her white knuckle her way through this phase.

 

[CleverNickName]

Quite literally me after my morning calls.

I feel this in my very soul.

 

[TiQuinn]

Cue up the 20,000th time we've had this same discussion only now it's going to revolve around a new word, badly applied.