el-remmen
Moderator Emeritus
I knew someone was gonna make that joke as soon as I hit submit, and cringed, but at least it was @Snarf Zagyg, so it was halfway decent (but only halfway). 
Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?
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Whizbang Dustyboots
Gnometown Hero
OK, assuming that someone here at ENWorld will be winning the $1.7 billion Powerball lottery this weekend (that's how probabilities work, right?), what do you do with the money?
CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing (He/They)
I'd have to check my account balance first to be sure, but I think I could finally pay off my student loans.
gnarlygninja
Adventurer
While the specifics of it would be different now, the answer I came up with in college is still probably what I'd do: tell absolutely no one that I won, but my friends and family would suddenly find a lot of anonymous donations to support their dreams. Also, I'd buy an island.
billd91
Not your screen monkey (he/him) 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
Every once in a while you'll see someone writing about two things they think are clearly different, but to other people, those differences are so minimal that are fundamentally the same thing. My guess is that the differences are a lot bigger in that person's head because of some unwritten thing the rest of us can't see and they can't easily explain. But for the most part, I think, in those situations the emperor's just got no freakin' clothes.
el-remmen
Moderator Emeritus
I'd give every registered user on ENworld (approximately) $8500 (unless they are on my ignore list).
Ryujin
Legend
Give away $1.690B and retire to a quiet little compound in the woods, with a helipad for one of those drone cars.
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