Mad_Jack
Legend
On next door, a woman is complaining that CPS has been called on her twice for letting her kids play outside unsupervised.
Hell, once I got old enough to cross the street on my own, my mother would throw me out the door in the morning and tell me if I wasn't going to be home for dinner to call... A few times she got calls from me and my brother to tell her we'd gone out of state with friends and their parents and we wouldn't be home for a few days. Her standard response to anything short of the cops telling her we were dead was, "Well, I'm not cooking again... There are leftovers in the fridge."
