Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[overgeeked]

You'd clearly rather be playing a Civilization game on Settler...so go play one.

You'd clearly rather be playing a co-op legacy boardgame...so go play one.

You'd clearly rather be playing a Rogue-like or a Souls-like...so go play one.

You'd clearly rather be playing a mega-dungeon with endless, mindless combat...so go play one.

And you're just happy to be here. Thanks for playing.

Why these people insist on sitting around the same table, playing the same game, and all trying to force that one game in at least four opposing directions is beyond me.

 

[RealAlHazred]

It's like my mother always said, "If you can't think of something good to do for the world, aspire to be so terrible they name a whole era after you."

 

[Mannahnin]

It's like Snarf's mama always told me, "Iron sharpens iron, sonny boy, so stop drinkin' up all my brown liquor and go argue on internet forums sober. If it doesn't turn you into a lawyer it'll at least turn you into a rules lawyer, and either way they'll curse your name."

 

[Thomas Shey]

I intend to be a subject of some interest to my local medical examiner/s.

I'm apparently a source of mixed interest and frustration to my cardiologists.

Edit: Just to make it clear that's not as bad as it sounds, its more that I have occasional outbreaks of atrial fibrillation, but it doesn't seem to otherwise impact my health, nor have, well, any cause that any cardiologist has ever been able to determine in 15 years.

Doctors really, really hate having medical conditions they can't find causes for; its annoying enough they have a technical term for it ("syndrome"). Even if they can't figure out anything to do about something, they really don't like thinking they're missing something.