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[DrunkonDuty]

It is important, when talking about the possibility of cats counting, to consider that we are talking about an animal that will carefully stalk and eagerly pounce upon a dustmop.

My little guy, Dorian, has taken to hunting beanies but only if they have a pom-pom on top.

 

[MoonSong]

His greatest intellectual achievement was the time he figured out how to open a pizza box. He failed to replicate it because he didn't understand he can't do that while also sitting on top of the box.

My puppy would turn down the sheets at night when he wanted to sleep. He didn't sleep under the sheets, but he associated the act of turning down the bed with the time to sleep.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

One, two, eleven, Arkansas, goldfish, zed

And then the center hikes the football…