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InSPECTREs. I feel like I'm the only person on ENworld who has played and run this game. Trust me, it is the PERFECT game system for this.
I have also played and run this game, exactly once each. I no longer remember any details, as it was in the heady days when I could go to a convention and actually just play games for 48 hours straight (minus the occasional shower break, I wasn't raised in a barn).

EDIT: I need to pull this out and Don't Rest Your Head. Cool games that I don't see myself ever using for a campaign.
 



"I hate crust. Or any bread like thing as a bottom for food. And wow is mozzarella... and even provolone really over used and boring. I just want more sauce.

Anyway, let me explain to you what makes good pizza."
You've come to a pizza joint to order cheddar lasagna. Your choices are your own, but from here you seem to have erred.
 


You've come to a pizza joint to order cheddar lasagna. Your choices are your own, but from here you seem to have erred.
I was out for dinner with some friends at a Chinese place one night about twenty years ago, and my buddy ordered a ham sandwich. I imagine this could sometimes be an interesting choice. This was not one of those times. As I remember it, it was literally two pieces of white bread with a piece of ham between them served on the same plate the fortune cookies came out on at the end of the night. No fixings or condiments or anything. So, yeah, not all choices are equal.
 

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My last 4 months of work. The last 4 months have been hilariously bad.
 

I was out for dinner with some friends at a Chinese place one night about twenty years ago, and my buddy ordered a ham sandwich. I imagine this could sometimes be an interesting choice. This was not one of those times. As I remember it, it was literally two pieces of white bread with a piece of ham between them served on the same plate the fortune cookies came out on at the end of the night. No fixings or condiments or anything. So, yeah, not all choices are equal.
I once went to an Italian restaurant that must have been repeatedly asked for grilled cheese sandwiches, likely for children. They had added the item to the menu with a cost of $1000.00.
 


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