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We either live in the Dumbest Possible Timeline™ or Star Trek’s Mirror Universe™. I don’t know which would be worse.
I mean, I'm not the biggest Trekkie but I think things are pretty damn bad in the year 2026 in the normal Star Trek Universe as well. Although I would guess the revolution is underway by that point so maybe we are in Mirror Universe instead.

I think "Dumbest" is a mistake because the more information comes out the more it becomes apparent that even the "Dumbest" aspects of the world we have to deal with were actually deliberately planned and calculated for maximum effect. I wouldn't be surprised if Troy went to get the pizza, though.
 

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This is why it's important to have facial hair. So you can shave it in case of emergency.
NGL the very first time I shaved my full beard off since I grew it in the first place (so, like, over a decade) my very first thought was about the Mirror Universe.

Actually no not really, that was my second thought at best, my first thought was "Chins get cold?!?!?! Why did nobody tell me?!"
 


You know realizing what i know about my mental state and related issues, i'm glad i compartmentalize. Otherwise i'd be back in grippy sock jail, and while time away from the world is nice, there's no gaming there.
It's actually a totally different world for mental health care now; there's probably nowhere else in the world where you'll be more likely to keep a regular game together!
 

NGL the very first time I shaved my full beard off since I grew it in the first place (so, like, over a decade) my very first thought was about the Mirror Universe.

Actually no not really, that was my second thought at best, my first thought was "Chins get cold?!?!?! Why did nobody tell me?!"
If the Van Dyke comes off, as it does every now and then to let my skin breathe, I don't have much of a chin to get cold.

Then my friend Brian (the chin with ears who starred in "JourneyQuest" and "The Gamers" series of movies) grew a damned beard and there's no chin left for anyone else.
 

It's actually a totally different world for mental health care now; there's probably nowhere else in the world where you'll be more likely to keep a regular game together!
For example:

 

Apropos of nothing, Happy Beheadings Day for those who celebrate!

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