Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[CleverNickName]

I don't make a particular enzyme very well, and so my body doesn't do a very good job of getting rid of cholesterol. So I'm on a high-fiber, low-fat, cholesterol-free diet: no cheese, no butter, no red meat, and now I'm the weirdo ordering the omelet with egg whites only.

But I try to look on the bright side: I get all the whole grains I want, and lots of grilled fish and chicken, and most fruits and vegetables. And bonus: when they put mayo on my sandwich despite me telling them not to, I don't feel even slightly guilty about sending it back.

 

[TiQuinn]

I’m so frequently reminded of this lately…

 

[Deset Gled]

We, as a thread, sound very old.

 

[Thomas Shey]

We, as a thread, sound very old.

Well, some of us kind of are.

 

[Warpiglet-7]

Why don't I exercise and eat well? Because no one cares how long they live, they care how much they live. That's why I make sure to enjoy my time and do fun things, like go to the theater.
-Abraham Lincoln

Oh. No.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Oh. No.

Look, you can't always focus on the negative. I mean, other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

We, as a thread, sound very old.

Well, as someone who has learned my theories of moral justice from the exemplars in the tech industry ... I can assure you that I am young in mind and heart.

Mostly because I am constantly infusing myself with the blood and neurons of whatever teenagers I can trap on my lawn.

 

[DrunkonDuty]

Yep.

In other news, I'm back at the gym, and eating healthy.

None of its fun.

I dunno, I like my post-gym high. All that enorphin, dopamine, seratonin.

Makes the suffering worth it.

Truthfully, it really helps with my mental health. I have mild but chronic depression, exercise is a great help.

 

[Ryujin]

Look, you can't always focus on the negative. I mean, other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

"It was coming along pretty well, but then it just sort of died in the third act."

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

PS-

This is a reminder to all you pineapplers that if you haven't voted already in the contest being run by @CleverNickName ...

The 2024 Pumpkin Spice RPG Contest (Results are Posted!)

Here are all of the entries for the Pumpkin Spice RPG Contest! Links to the original article are below, and I've quoted the entries themselves in the first post of this thread...so there are two ways for you to review them for yourselves before voting. All ENWorld members are invited to take a...

www.enworld.org

...please do! Time is running out. Also, feel free to make a comment to bump it up. I know that calling attention to it is not the optimal strategy for me (given that I am in second place, and more attention might mean that a less-deserving entry, by which I mean ALL ENTRIES OTHER THAN MINE, might pass me) but it's the right thing to do. Again, running these takes time and effort (and $$, since Clever is offering cash prizes!*) so please take a little time to check out the entries and vote!

*Cash rules everything around me
CREAM get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all