Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Snarf Zagyg]

Yo momma so high-maintenance, her emotional baggage got Gucci tags on it!...

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Yo mama.

 

[Mannahnin]

I doubt that anyone here has ever heard it but there's a Newfie (Canadian from Newfoundland) stand-up comic, from the '70s, who did a bit about how his parents would control the kids with rum popsicles. I think it was Christmas based as well. I originally hear it at a rental cottage around 1976 and haven't been able to find it since.

"... but mom had the run popsicles in the freezer."

Awkward. That's what we call the large breed working dogs.

This is a Newfie.

They're both Newfies. Because they're both from Newfoundland.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

They're both Newfies. Because they're both from Newfoundland.

Also, everyone in Newfoundland are weredogs.

 

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[Umbran]

They're both Newfies. Because they're both from Newfoundland.

"They're only a Newfie if they actually come from the Dominion of Newfoundland. Otherwise, they're Sparkling Canadian Slobberdogs."

Also, everyone in Newfoundland are weredogs.

That would explain a lot.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Also, everyone in Newfoundland are weredogs.

They’re in Newfoundland like you just said, dawg.

 

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[MNblockhead]

A coworker referred to her daughter today as a "sparkling tornado." Maybe that's a common turn of phrase, but it was new to me, and it's perfect.

 

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[prabe]

A coworker referred to her daughter today as a "sparkling tornado." Maybe that's a common turn of phrase, but it was new to me, and it's perfect.

It's only a tornado if it's from the Tornado Region of the American Plains. Otherwise it's just a sparkling windstorm.