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Alternatively, do folks really need to be told they cant physically eat a horse in a single sitting no matter how hungry they are?

A lot of these things are far less clearcut. I've seen people make it clear that they literally meant things that might have seemed like hyperbole (if I take them at face value, someone just did that in a discussion I believe both of us are in). Being able to separate one from the other is not a trivial element in a discussion.
 

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This is all academic, for the most part; while not every time (maybe 7 out of 10) semantic nitpicking is mostly a purposeful tactic by bad actors to detail a discussion they don't agree with the premise of.

Funny, I've seen the other more often; people who appear to be using the word choice they've made as a weapon, and then wanting to claim its denotational correctness as a defense when called on it.
 



Seriously, I’m looking at a post and absolutely cannot reconcile what it says with what the thread has been saying. I think it means one of a few things:
  • Their reading comprehension is very, very bad
  • They are critically lacking in ability to understand a viewpoint different from their own
  • They have ignored so many participants they really are reading an effectively different thread
I’m not sure which applies.
 

I wish the rest of you would stop acting like player characters survive to 4th level. I've been running for 40 years, and in all that time, I've always managed to kill off characters when they reach 3rd level, if not earlier. I feel like people didn't read the subtext of Basic D&D -- the rules only went to 3rd level, because you're supposed to kill the characters by then. My players come in here, and suddenly they're whining. "Those guys let their players get to 9th level!" "Those guys give their PCs magic items!" You're ruining gaming for those of us running the proper way!
Is that poking fun of someone in particular? Because straight from Greg Gillespie's rulebook 😄 :
My cleric needs 3,000 experience points to get to the
next level. Seems...glacial. Will it ever happen?

"Probably not. Your special snowflake cleric will probably die a terrifying death as a delicious snack in the maw of a ravenous monster long before then. Your job is to have fun and help the party survive. If you manage to make it to Level 4, and let’s face it the odds aren’t good, you WIN! You should be feted by your friends and lauded by your family. Have your girlfriend or boyfriend treat you to dinner. You also have to bring snacks to the next game session for everyone."
 

Yup. Words don’t just mean what I’m intending to say. They mean a random mix of all the things all of you have read and heard them mean, and all the things you want them to mean when you use them, and how and I actually do use them, which never 100% exactly what we were aiming for every time. This is why I try to be amenable to alternative phrasing and to mixing up my word choices from time to time, so that I don’t become more attached to a signifier than the thing signified.
I have always been a “words” guy, so I’ve been painfully aware of how some have multiple definitions (see “run” or “set”), or have accrued connotations over time for much of my life.

One of the best examples I ever got was in my 1st semester at UT Law. Our CrimLaw prof was a new hire, fresh off of a gig with a group of legal scholars who had the task of rewriting huge chunks of the Texas Penal Code.

As he was teaching class one day, a student for whom English was not her primary language asked about a particular law we were studying. By her reading, it didn’t make sense. When he asked her why, she explained her rationale.

He froze. He stood in front of the class, silently reading the statute over and over again, occasionally mouthing the words as he did so. After several minutes of this, he addressed us again.

“Your reading of the statute requires using some words in unusual ways…but completely valid ones. All it would take is a single skilled and determined defense attorney to successfully argue for your interpretation and it could nullify this entire subsection of the penal code. When this class is over, I need to make some calls to my colleagues on the commission to revise this statute.”

He spent a LOT of time making urgent calls to other scholars that week.
 


Wow. That’s fascinating!
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