Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[TiQuinn]

I like avocados. I don’t like them on everything I eat.

 

[dragoner]

Kroger artificially flavored strawberry frosting on pizza

 

[CleverNickName]

A friend of mine has an avocado tree in his backyard. On a good year, he gets about 10 avocados from it. On a bad year, he gets about 200.

 

[Cadence]

 

[trappedslider]

... in fairness, this may be more of a Southern California thing.

In my lived experience, I am reasonably certain that anyone with an avocado allergy would likely starve in Los Angeles.

If avocado is on something, that I want but i don't want the cado, I tell the waitress i'm allergic so it's removed for sure.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

If avocado is on something, that I want but i don't want the cado, I tell the waitress i'm allergic so it's removed for sure.

I'm neutral on avocados myself, but if I ever have a dining partner, they're always thrilled to take it off my hands, which is a win for everyone.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

finger hovers over the ignore button

 

[DrunkonDuty]

Push it! You know you want to.

 

[DrunkonDuty]

Avocado is great. Obviously there's Guac A Mole. Yum.
But you can use it a dairy replacement. e.g. as butter, avo and vegemite on toast is awesome. Add cheese for extra awesome.
Or to thicken a smoothie.
My mum used to pour shrimp cocktail sauce into one half of an avocado, grab a spoon, and tuck in.

 

[dragoner]

A friend of mine has an avocado tree in his backyard. On a good year, he gets about 10 avocados from it. On a bad year, he gets about 200.

I had one in Oakland, and a lemon tree too; I'd sit out there with a knife, salt shaker, and bottle or tequila when I was poor. lol