Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[prabe]

But does a pineapple daiquiri go with deep fried pickles?

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If you happen to like both pineapple daiquiris and deep-fried pickles, I see no reason why not.

 

[Reynard]

 

[prabe]

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I believe someone is confusing pineapples with black olives.

 

[Reynard]

I believe someone is confusing pineapples with black olives.

You take that back to sunuva

 

[Retreater]

It's very easy to burn a Hawaiian pizza, which is why you have to cook it at an aloha temperature.

 

[payn]

There's this little test where you can determine a lot about a person, and generally get a judgement of their character. That is the shopping cart test. Barring any potential disability, or emergency preventing you from doing so, once you finish your grocery shopping, and load the groceries into your vehicle, do you then go and return the shopping cart to the corral? Or do you leave it next to the parking space?

I think there is a similar test, but on a smaller scale. Rather than judging someone's character, you're instead judging their general temperament. That test is asking the pineapple on pizza question. This one is a trick however. Yay or nay.. Regardless how you feel about the food itself.. What's more telling is the way in which you answer. If you start to evangelize in either direction, whether you are writing your congress person suggesting they present a bill banning pineapple on pizza, or you're petitioning the CEOs of the famous pizza chains suggesting that pineapple should replace pepperoni as the default pizza topping... Either way.. You're getting un-invited from the pizza party.

What about the bloke who will return the cart if a coral is reasonably close, but leave it if it isnt? Asking for a friend.

 

[Meech17]

What about the bloke who will return the cart if a coral is reasonably close, but leave it if it isnt? Asking for a friend.

That bloke is quite possibly the worst of the bunch.

They looked over at the cart corral, and knew they should return it.. But then opted not to. CE for sure.

 

[TwoSix]

What about the bloke who will return the cart if a coral is reasonably close, but leave it if it isnt? Asking for a friend.

That's the book example of Lawful Neutral.

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

Greetings all former denizens of the "Didn't Comment" thread, and welcome newcomers! This is the Pineapple Express thread, devoted, first and foremost, to the eternal debate over pineapple on pizza- is it the worst thing ever, or the worstest thing ever?

Altoona-style pizza has entered the chat:

 

[Meech17]

Altoona-style pizza has entered the chat:

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I think someone forgot to take the plastic sleeves off their kraft singles.