Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Scribe]

That is the shopping cart test. Barring any potential disability, or emergency preventing you from doing so, once you finish your grocery shopping, and load the groceries into your vehicle, do you then go and return the shopping cart to the corral? Or do you leave it next to the parking space?

I see this as the fundamental question of our society.

If we cannot be trusted to put our carts away, what can we be trusted with?

 

[payn]

Altoona-style pizza has entered the chat:

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Folks.. thread's first...

 

[payn]

That bloke is quite possibly the worst of the bunch.

They looked over at the cart corral, and knew they should return it.. But then opted not to. CE for sure.

Not the first time my friend was pegged as CE.

 

[RoughCoronet0]

I know pineapple on pizza is the hot button topic here on these old forums, but what are all your opinions on pizza with no cheese?

 

[payn]

I know pineapple on pizza is the hot button topic here on these old forums, but what are all your opinions on pizza with no cheese?

 

[overgeeked]

That bloke is quite possibly the worst of the bunch.

They looked over at the cart corral, and knew they should return it.. But then opted not to. CE for sure.

CE would be leaving the cart in the driving lane, but just off center enough to make people think they had a chance to squeeze around when they really don’t. Or worse…rolling the cart into the driving lane, then while it’s still rolling, leave the area.

 

[overgeeked]

I know pineapple on pizza is the hot button topic here on these old forums, but what are all your opinions on pizza with no cheese?

It ceases to be pizza and becomes saucy flat bread.

 

[prabe]

It ceases to be pizza and becomes saucy flat bread.

There's nothing wrong with saucy flatbread, and there's nothing wrong with dunking breadsticks in marinara. Neither of those will likely be understood, broadly, to be pizza.

 

[payn]

There's nothing wrong with saucy flatbread, and there's nothing wrong with dunking breadsticks in marinara. Neither of those will likely be understood, broadly, to be pizza.

Put cheese on them and they become pizza fires.

Now im starving!

 

[Nikosandros]

I think someone forgot to take the plastic sleeves off their kraft singles.

Wait, what?! Is there a separate plastic sleeve?? How can you people tell it apart??