Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[MGibster]

It's very easy to burn a Hawaiian pizza, which is why you have to cook it at an aloha temperature.

In Hawaii it's illegal to laugh loudly. You're only permitted to give aloha.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

There's nothing wrong with saucy flatbread, and there's nothing wrong with dunking breadsticks in marinara. Neither of those will likely be understood, broadly, to be pizza.

There are two types of people in the world-

1. Those who believe pizza is a state of mind, and believe that anything can be a pizza, up to and including a milkshake.
2. Those who believe that pizza is a Platonic ideal, and no shadow on the wall that departs too far from that ideal is allowed to be called pizza.
3. The innumerate.

 

[payn]

Wait, what?! Is there a separate plastic sleeve?? How can you people tell it apart??

Leave plastic on so doesnt melt off too fast on cheese processed to melt faster?

 

[prabe]

Leave plastic on so doesnt melt off too fast on cheese processed to melt faster?

Oh, this again.

 

[payn]

Oh, this again.

Dont be so glum, Prabe. Its not like rain on your wedding day.

 

[Scribe]

Just saw an article 'suggesting' that children in ancient times witnessed extreme violence.

In other news, water is often wet.

 

[CleverNickName]

It's a little bit hard to tell from the first few pages of this thread, so I wanted to clarify: is "pineapple on pizza" still a metaphor for psionics in D&D? or is this literally a thread dedicated to actual pineapple on pizza?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Scribe]

It's a little bit hard to tell from the first few pages of this thread, so I wanted to clarify: is "pineapple on pizza" still a metaphor for psionics in D&D? or is this literally a thread dedicated to actual pineapple on pizza?

Asking for a friend.

If I told you what the pineapple was, that would ruin it all now wouldnt it.

 

[prabe]

Dont be so glum, Prabe. Its not like rain on your wedding day.

What irony there was on my wedding day was not meteorological. Had more to do with the fact we didn't have the license yet when we had the ceremony.

 

[CleverNickName]

If I told you what the pineapple was, that would ruin it all now wouldnt it.

I don't wanna be the black olive in the salad bowl; I just wanted to make sure I was interpreting things correctly. Like, when someone posts a .gif of a pineapple-laden pizza being dumped in the trash, I wanted to make sure I was drawing the right conclusions about their personal tastes in cuisine and/or fantasy RPGs.

In either case,