Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Ryujin]

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[payn]

In the last year I moved to a state that allows for the legal consumption of the products that lead to the consumption of pineapple pizza.

Last weekend during our D&D session one of my players partook in an enhanced snack and offered some to the rest of the table. I declined, stating I'm not a prude, but I just know that if I were to eat that the session would run off the rails as soon as it kicked in, as I'm a bit of a light-weight.

After much laughing and joking I agreed to run a baked one-shot at some point in the future. I've been looking for a goofy light weight game to play for it.. I'm leaning towards Skate Wizards, but I'm open to suggestions.

DCC with Molly hatchet in background.

 

[prabe]

Parking is an ordeal for me. I dont want to walk very far to put the cart back, but I do want to put the cart back. Though, I dont park too close because folks are bad with carts and leave them too close to my parked vehicle....

I especially dont want to be near these guys...

Alcohol seems likely to have been involved, here.

 

[ichabod]

I propose that we use this thread to boldly take pineapple where it has never gone before:

I will say that I am open to pineapple on pizza, unless it's a metaphor for psionics in D&D, in which case it's totally over the line. Just don't give me any of that New Haven "pizza" (that's where they intentionally burn the crust).

On the hot dog issue, it is clearly not a sandwich. Hot dogs are obviously tacos.

As to shopping carts, putting it back in the corral is the second step. This first step is get one out of the corral when you arrive, and wheel it back into the store yourself.

 

[Meech17]

DCC with Molly hatchet in background.
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I was admittedly leaning towards Skate Wizards so I could make use of the Tony Hawk's Pro-Skater soundtracks.

 

[payn]

I propose that we use this thread to boldly take pineapple where it has never gone before:

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I will say that I am open to pineapple on pizza, unless it's a metaphor for psionics in D&D, in which case it's totally over the line. Just don't give me any of that New Haven "pizza" (that's where they intentionally burn the crust).

On the hot dog issue, it is clearly not a sandwich. Hot dogs are obviously tacos.

As to shopping carts, putting it back in the corral is the second step. This first step is get one out of the corral when you arrive, and wheel it back into the store yourself.

What are you an Aldi shopper?

 

[TwoSix]

I was admittedly leaning towards Skate Wizards so I could make use of the Tony Hawk's Pro-Skater soundtracks.
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You can't spell "skater" without "ska".

 

[Cadence]

I know pineapple on pizza is the hot button topic here on these old forums, but what are all your opinions on pizza with no cheese?

The place I shift managed a few decades ago would sometimes sell pizza with no sauce, and sometimes with no cheese. The one with no sauce seems like cheesy bread. Not sure how I feel about the one with no cheese.

 

[Scribe]

Pretty sure that wasnt the expected result lol.

 

[Arilyn]

My next character is definitely going to be a gnome bard who specializes in making Ham and Pineapple pizza.