Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[RealAlHazred]

Peon, Peasant, Serf, Commoner, Urchin, Street Rat, and Emperor Me?

Those are just level titles for the Commoner class. They reach name level at 4th! Of course, as commoners, that just means they have to pay more taxes...

 

[Umbran]

I prefer generating infinite energy by buttering a cat's back.

Doesn't work, even if the cat's name is "Toast". The toast phenomenon is an upshot of Murphy's Law - it falls butter side down because it ruins it for eating.

And you weren't going to eat that cat right? RIGHT??

Strap toast to the cat's back, and you are onto something.

 

[Ryujin]

Doesn't work, even if the cat's name is "Toast". The toast phenomenon is an upshot of Murphy's Law - it falls butter side down because it ruins it for eating.

And you weren't going to eat that cat right? RIGHT??

Strap toast to the cat's back, and you are onto something.

Bold of you to assume.

 

[TwoSix]

Bold of you to assume.

It's an underdiscussed topic, but let assure you, the breed of cat really matters.

 

[Umbran]

Bold of you to assume.

I suppose putting a live, buttered, angry cat near your face would explain the mask in your userpic....

 

[Cadence]

Doesn't work, even if the cat's name is "Toast". The toast phenomenon is an upshot of Murphy's Law - it falls butter side down because it ruins it for eating.

And you weren't going to eat that cat right? RIGHT??

Strap toast to the cat's back, and you are onto something.

Does it matter if you have your cat right side up or upside down?

https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/why-does-toast-often-land-butter-side-down

 

[Umbran]

Does it matter if you have your cat right side up or upside down?

Might want to ask the cat that.

 

[Staffan]

Doesn't work, even if the cat's name is "Toast". The toast phenomenon is an upshot of Murphy's Law - it falls butter side down because it ruins it for eating.

And you weren't going to eat that cat right? RIGHT??

 

[TwoSix]

 

[RealAlHazred]

Strap toast to the cat's back, and you are onto something.

A classic!