Hussar
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Heh. Explaining to my students that hot apple pie with cheese is great always is a trick.
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Heh. Explaining to my students that hot apple pie with cheese is great always is a trick.
overgeeked
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I don't know if i would add cheese myself, but hot apple pie is the way to go (cold apple pie is still good but it is like cold pizza----apple pie was meant to be served hot, preferably with some cold ice cream on top)
Apple pie with a good sharp cheddar and not too much really smokey bacon is phenomenal.
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A good hot dog does not need ANY condiment at all, but if you must, the only acceptable answers are spicy brown mustard OR hot pepper relish.
I will not be taking questions.
Addendum: a good smash burger should never have any condiments at all. That's how you know it is good.
A good hot dog does not need ANY condiment at all, but if you must, the only acceptable answers are spicy brown mustard OR hot pepper relish.
I will not be taking questions.
Addendum: a good smash burger should never have any condiments at all. That's how you know it is good.
Luckily you did not say you would not take criticism.
I put forth that the platonic forms of the hotdog are the Chicago dog and the chili dog with mustard and onions. As a corollary, I take your definition of "acceptable" to be something like "fine" or "good" or "fair" when grading comics.
I don't think I've ever had a Smashburger (TM) - although there are apparently two in town. It is pretty easy to tell if a hamburger (on the other hand) is good or not even after adding the optimal amount of pimento cheese and pickled jalapenos.
Meech17
WotC President Runner-Up.
I agree with the first premise, but reject the second..
Indeed, a good dog is able to stand on it's own.
However hotdogs, much like burgers are often vessels for any assortment of delicious toppings. Hot mustard and onions are my person favorites, but I do enjoy relish, and peppers of both the hot and mild variety, and even tomatoes as seen on Chicago dogs.
These inclusions can elevate your standard mediocre dog (Which, let's face is.. Most are.. Hotdogs aren't a popular cook-out food because they're gourmet.. It's because they're cheap.) to great heights, and even add a special touch to the nicest dog and/or wurst.
I will silently judge you if you're old enough to dress yourself and chose to put ketchup on a hotdog.. But I'll still include a bottle at my cookouts because I'm not a prude.
I am now bringing you this VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
On Saturday, the Florida Panthers are facing the ... checks notes .... Edmonton Oilers (??!!??) in the first game of the Stanley Cup!
For those of you who don't know, the Stanley Cup is an award given to the best field hockey team in the world. checks notes No, wait, it's the best air hockey team!
Ahem. Apparently, I have been misled. It is an award to the best ice hockey team in the world.....
....in North America.
Sorry. The best ice hockey team amongst the teams in Canada and American (aka, real 'Murkiuh, aka, the United States therof). Anyway, the winner gets a giant cup filled with Molson beer and Tim Hortons donuts to take home to their city.
This matchup is an historic battle between the two well-known hotbeds of snow sports- Edmonton, which is apparently a collection of igloos and drunken bison in Canada, and Broward County, Florida, which is known for elderly people wearing black socks with sandals.
Anyway, I am making this announcement because I need everyone here rooting for the Florida team. One of my long-running references* is that Canada hasn't won a Stanley Cup since 1993. I think it's important that we all root for Canada to keep that streak alive! After all, we wouldn't want them to lose that streak, because no one like a loser.
*True fact- I only have two. Not all my facts are guaranteed to be true. Or facts.
On Saturday, the Florida Panthers are facing the ... checks notes .... Edmonton Oilers (??!!??) in the first game of the Stanley Cup!
For those of you who don't know, the Stanley Cup is an award given to the best field hockey team in the world. checks notes No, wait, it's the best air hockey team!
Ahem. Apparently, I have been misled. It is an award to the best ice hockey team in the world.....
....in North America.
Sorry. The best ice hockey team amongst the teams in Canada and American (aka, real 'Murkiuh, aka, the United States therof). Anyway, the winner gets a giant cup filled with Molson beer and Tim Hortons donuts to take home to their city.
This matchup is an historic battle between the two well-known hotbeds of snow sports- Edmonton, which is apparently a collection of igloos and drunken bison in Canada, and Broward County, Florida, which is known for elderly people wearing black socks with sandals.
Anyway, I am making this announcement because I need everyone here rooting for the Florida team. One of my long-running references* is that Canada hasn't won a Stanley Cup since 1993. I think it's important that we all root for Canada to keep that streak alive! After all, we wouldn't want them to lose that streak, because no one like a loser.
*True fact- I only have two. Not all my facts are guaranteed to be true. Or facts.
Ryujin
Legend
Since I haven't cared about hockey since 1972, the last time that I can remember giving a damn about anything that members of the Toronto Maple Leafs did, I just have one thing to say.
GO PANTHERS!
... or whoever.
CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing (He/They)
How does that popular American joke go?
"I went to see a fight last night, and a hockey game broke out in the middle of it!"
"I went to see a fight last night, and a hockey game broke out in the middle of it!"
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