Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Snarf Zagyg]

How does that popular American joke go?
"I went to see a fight last night, and a hockey game broke out in the middle of it!"

I prefer the popular Canadian joke-

How is American beer like sex in a canoe?

Spoiler

They're both eff-ing close to water.

 

[payn]

Looks like the Edmonton kid will be looking for the Miami kid.

 

[Mad_Jack]

One of the original four members of 2 Live Crew died recently. He was the second one.

They're now the 2 Live and 2 Dead crew.

 

[trappedslider]

I had to suffer and now so do all of you

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

One of the original four members of 2 Live Crew died recently. He was the second one.

They're now the 2 Live and 2 Dead crew.

 

[TwoSix]

One of the original four members of 2 Live Crew died recently. He was the second one.

They're now the 2 Live and 2 Dead crew.

Two legit, two quit.

 

[Umbran]

Heh. Explaining to my students that hot apple pie with cheese is great always is a trick.

Apple pie with a good sharp cheddar and not too much really smokey bacon is phenomenal.

We've had some really good luck with cheddar cheese vodka crusts for apple pie.

 

[RoughCoronet0]

My sister is up from Florida, so we went out for a family dinner tonight. I told them I got a free 3-month subscription to Disney+ for buying a bunch of Coke. She thought I meant cocaine (I meant soda), and was dumbfounded that dealers were using such deals to entice buyers.

Why would we give out free Disney+ subscriptions when Disney World is right there?

 

[Reynard]

I prefer the popular Canadian joke-

How is American beer like sex in a canoe?

Spoiler

They're both eff-ing close to water.

That's pretty bold of the people that make freaking Molson.

 

[Cadence]