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[Snarf Zagyg]

That's pretty bold of the people that make freaking Molson.

@Ryujin

You heard it here first. I, Snarf Zagyg, have been accused of pro-Canadian bias.*

I want this preserved for the record and for any possible trial.


*At this point, I think it is necessary to reiterate that I hate Elves, the soulless, dead eyed automatons of D&D. But gnot gnomes. Because gnomes are the Nickleback of D&D. Never made it as a wise man For some reason, it's culturally acceptable to hate on gnomes. I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing Is it because gnomes, like Nickelback, are from the fictional country of Canada? Tired of livin' like a blind man I don't think that's the reason, but their little red hats definitely seem ... Canadian-ish. I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling But it's totally fine to hate on Nickelback, while realizing that they make so very much money. And this is how you remind me Money? So is this really the gnomes master plan? Is this how they PROFIT!!!!

Or did I just write all of that to get that song stuck in your head?

This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am

 

[Meech17]

That's pretty bold of the people that make freaking Molson.

I moved to South Canada.. Er.. Detroit.. I can no longer purchase my cheap beer of choice, Yuengling.. So I've been looking at alternatives.. Labatt's is... Fine.. It's everywhere... But it doesn't quite hit the spot.

 

[J.Quondam]

A propos of nothing, I now want an all-gnome, all-bard campaign wherein the party calls itself "Gnickelback".

 

[ichabod]

Anyway, I am making this announcement because I need everyone here rooting for the Florida team. One of my long-running references* is that Canada hasn't won a Stanley Cup since 1993. I think it's important that we all root for Canada to keep that streak alive! After all, we wouldn't want them to lose that streak, because no one like a loser.

I can't join you on this one, Snarf. You see, the Panthers knocked the New York Rangers out of the running. And if the New York Rangers had won the Stanley Cup, my niece (who works for the Rangers) would have a chance of being in the parade. But alas, that is not to be. So I will have to root for the Oilers to deliver vengeance upon the Panthers.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

A propos of nothing, I now want an all-gnome, all-bard campaign wherein the party calls itself "Gnickelback".

 

[trappedslider]

 

[Autumnal]

@Snarf Zagyg : Sorry, but as a lifelong West Coaster, I am prohibited by law and custom from cheering for any team from Broward County, or any of about 200 other counties near this “Atlantic Ocean” of yours.

 

[overgeeked]

Hmm. Tacos. I’ve had most of those. My favorites are carnitas, chorizo, pollo asada, and al pastor. So tasty. I need a good al pastor recipe.

 

[overgeeked]

@Snarf Zagyg : Sorry, but as a lifelong West Coaster, I am prohibited by law and custom from cheering for any team from Broward County, or any of about 200 other counties near this “Atlantic Ocean” of yours.

Let’s go Oilers.

 

[payn]

@Snarf Zagyg : Sorry, but as a lifelong West Coaster, I am prohibited by law and custom from cheering for any team from Broward County, or any of about 200 other counties near this “Atlantic Ocean” of yours.