Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?


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Suicide by Snickers sounds like the way I'd like to go, based on this past week.

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I have spent countless hours over the last few weeks playing Civ II. @Snarf Zagyg sucks! That is all. :mad:
I was really tempted to, but I only have Civ VI installed, and like it, and y'all have shamed me out of it.

Actually, I really disliked Civ VI when I first played it. But that was mainly due to the fact that my smug-ass son kicked my butt for the first time in a Civ game with a religion victory.
 


So, in other news ...

I just finished drafting and filing a 30 page document that was basically a long "You so stupid and yo momma smells," except with better sourcing and citation.
(emphasis added)

I would really like to see your sourcing and cites Snarf.

...

Then again, maybe not. :-/
 

Boss - In our case it was, "We're switching to preparing computers using the new domain this week."
My Whole Team - "But <co-worker> is on vacation and they have the top level credentials. . What if something goes wrong?"
Boss - "We're doing it!"

Result - We find out that half my co-workers, myself included, don't have the appropriate rights in the new domain. Of 6 people, I probably prepare about 50% of all new Windows based computers at this point. We also find out that NO clients have appropriate rights, in the new domain, to complete the setup on their new computers.
This is just an agile impediment due to lack of a Kanban board. Let's get a scrum going, we can groom the backlog, update the information radiator, and attend all our ceremonies! We'll recontextualize the acceptance criteria, and wrap this up by lunchtime! Two martinis or three?
 


If people (both pro- and anti-) are already getting this contentious just from the previews, I'm guessing September will be real fun around here...

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I think by then, we will be down to the usual simmering disdain.

The true battle will continue to be Pineapple, and the prophets of the forbidden fruit turning every single thread into a treatise on how its the best.
 

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