Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

If a taco is an sandwich, is a tostada an opened face sandwich? If so, is a pizza also an open faced sandwich?

You presuppose that open faced sandwiches are sandwiches.

 

[payn]

Folks, sorry but clearly the definition of sandwich is not singular enough to make any sense and is thus meaningless. Please stop all discussion thank you.

 

[CleverNickName]

Folks, sorry but clearly the definition of sandwich is not singular enough to make any sense and is thus meaningless. Please stop all discussion thank you.

 

[payn]

 

[Ryujin]

Happiness is following a talented jewellery maker on Instagram.

... and after following her finding out that she also does Medieval armed combat.

 

[RealAlHazred]

If you're never wrong, how can you learn anything?

Counterpoint: I'm always absolutely right about everything, and therefore don't need to learn anything new...

 

[Mad_Jack]

Counterpoint: I'm always absolutely right about everything, and therefore don't need to learn anything new...

Learning new things would imply that I wasn't already omniscient.

 

[Richards]

A sudden realization: the words "PINEAPPLE" and "APE NIPPLE" contain the exact same letters in a different order.

If that truly makes them interchangeable, the ongoing "pizza toppings" discussion just took a weird turn....

Johnathan

 

[Umbran]

Y'all maybe wanna take this to a real thread?

Deset Gled here has a point. Take real gaming conversation to a real thread, please.

 

[MNblockhead]

So...I had plans to run a WFRP game for my son and some of his friends, but got stood up as they were invited by another friend for D&D and a sleep over. Very conflicted emotions.

But the long and short of it is that little prepubescent rival GM doesn't know what he's unleashed.

Step 1. Enter middle-schooler GM snotling into my Book of Grudges.
Step 2. Shave the sides of my head, dye my mohawk orange, and get it it to stand up with animal fat.
Step 3. Grow a beard and dye it orange; get a lot of tattoos.
Step 4. Get a battle axe.

Okay, fine, a Nerf battle axe. I can still mess up a middle school D&D game as a Troll Slayer with a nerf battle axe.

A troll slayer with a 50+ year old, human, dad bod is somehow more disconcerting than a ripped Dwarf.