Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Omak Darkleaf]

My username came from highschool.. My given game is Mitch, and stoner friends would stretch that out into Miiiiiitch.. Miiiiieeeeetch.. Meeeeeetch.. etc.. Shame I was never The Meech though..

My user name has a similar etymology.

I have a friend, whom I will call Mike (for that is his name), with whom I have played D&D since middle school. (We stopped playing together a year and a half ago, however, because Mike insists that we play with Russell, who is a bully and a cheat.) So one day in high school we were all playing D&D (but not with Russell since Mike would not meet him for another ten years) and Mike had an epiphany that he shared with the table.

Camouflage is green, Mike explained, just like weed. Camo is short for camouflage, and camo spelled backward is Omak (which is the name of a small town in Washington near the Canadian border). “Whenever we want to talk about getting stoned at school or in front of our parents,” announced Mike, “we can say we’re going to Omak.”

And so instead of saying, Let’s smoke out, we’d say, Let’s go to Omak. We’d ask each other things like, do you know the way to Omak? I’m already in Omak. When should we go to Omak? I’m lost in downtown Omak. I want to go to Omak. I love Omak. Let’s play D&D in Omak.

 

[Staffan]

That's not incorrect at all.. There is an inherent level of gambling that is core to the game. While I have some issues with that.. I enjoy the game itself so much that I'm able to look past it.

Magic seems like a fun game, but way, WAY too expensive for me. I wish they'd use the LCG model FFG uses (sell a whole set of cards all at once) instead.

 

[Scribe]

Magic seems like a fun game, but way, WAY too expensive for me. I wish they'd use the LCG model FFG uses (sell a whole set of cards all at once) instead.

I still believe that before FIRE, it was one of the great games of all time.

 

[billd91]

Oh, look, more usual suspects chiming in.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Following the rules shouldn't be that hard.

 

[TwoSix]

Following the rules shouldn't be that hard.

 

[Cadence]

Not passed the first line here, because I don't hate the mods. But, I would kind of like a rule where if the conversation goes:

A: X! Always X!
B: Always X, for everything?!?
A: Yes, Always X!
B: <example of X>
A: <some sort of complaint justifiying X why, contra to the rules of logic and language, that wasn't really an example of X the way they meant it and it was horrid to bring it up>
Universe to A: You're banned from the internet for a year.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Following the rules shouldn't be that hard.

You keep this up, and you're going to get an involuntary alignment change, Snarf.

 

[Ryujin]

You keep this up, and you're going to get an involuntary alignment change, Snarf.

We already know that he's Chaotic Lawful. Where else on the axis can he go?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

We already know that he's Chaotic Lawful. Where else on the axis can he go?

Lawful chaotic?