crap i broke my rule on not commenting about actual rpgs/D&D.
Zeno: So, you spend a lot of time on the internet. What do you do?
Achilles: Mostly post on my favorite website.
Zeno: Cool cool! So, what is the website about?
Achilles: You know, it's a roleplaying games website. Mostly D&D, but about all roleplaying games.
Zeno: Pretty awesome! So you go there and discuss RPGs with other people?
Achilles: Aw hell naw! Those folks are CRAZY INTENSE! I would never talk about RPGs with them!
Zeno: .... um, so what do you post about?
Achilles: Anything except RPGs. You know, like the sounds I make when I am stopping my car.
Zeno: .... okay. So let me get this right. You spend all this time on the internet, going to an RPG website, specifically so you don't talk about RPGs?
Achilles: Got it in one! That's why you're so smart!
Zeno: Why do we keep having these conversations? I feel like you live to troll me.
Achilles: Of course not! Hey, wanna talk about RPGs?