Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Umbran]

Um ...

Depends on what nation, and what religion...

 

[RealAlHazred]

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Jianyu Li is the wisest monk I have ever seen on television.

 

[Alzrius]

Few things are more disturbing than seeing someone who plays fast and loose with the truth, and who makes only the most token effort to hide their having an axe to grind, be treated as though they're a credible source.

 

[Maxperson]

The Snyder Cut is on Canada's SciFi network, the CTV SciFi Channel.

It started at 10:30am.

It ends at 4:00pm.

No thank you.

Wow. The Snyder Cut is only 4 hours. You've got 1.5 hours of commercials for a 4 hour movie. That's a full movie worth of commercials!

 

[Maxperson]

That's because I don't stop my car. I use natural breaking, which is a precise system of hitting pedestrians to slow the vehicle.

Snarf: Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!
(thump thump)
Snarf: Um. He totally came out of nowhere.
Significant Other: Don't try to pull a fast one on me, Snarf. We both know he was a bard.

 

[Maxperson]

That's why I'm not into self-criticism; I'd certainly never ask for, or take, my own advice!

I hope you don't tell that to your clients!

 

[Maxperson]

Yeah, just ask the dolphins.

A few days ago I was leaving for work and as I got to the door, I turned to my 10 year old son and said, "So long and thanks for all the fish." He was like, "What? What does that even mean?!" And then I walked out the door.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Significant Other: Don't try to pull a fast one on me, Snarf. We both know he was a bard.

…who was delivering a Hawaiian pizza…

 

[Velderan]

Wow. The Snyder Cut is only 4 hours. You've got 1.5 hours of commercials for a 4 hour movie. That's a full movie worth of commercials!

4 hours..?

 

[Ryujin]

4 hours..?

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Four hours and 2 minutes, to be precise.