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I swear ... I read this, like, five times, and each time what I saw was this ...

When I lived in a suburb of Toronto, known as New York...


And I was thinking, "Wow. I thought New Yorkers were self-centered! Can't hold a candle up to those Great White Northers, eh?"
There's also East York. The original name for Toronto, when we blew up our powder stores and offed a bunch of you invading Yanks, was York (aka "Muddy York").
 

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Not that time, as they raped and pillaged their way through the city, for revenge. The "Sorry" was delivered at The White House ;)
This!

All my life red scare always reminded me our neighbors to the north were politely biding their time!

the only people that are that polite are trying to sell you something…or invade!
 

This!

All my life red scare always reminded me our neighbors to the north were politely biding their time!

the only people that are that polite are trying to sell you something…or invade!

Bruh. Don't worry.

They can't even win a Stanley Cup, and that's, like, important to them. How are they going to be able to invade?

THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A BUC-EES!
 

Rapier and Smallsword fighting, in general, is also about small movements and changes in angle. It's why I generally head my desk when watching things like the 2011 version of "The Three Musketeers." Well, that and the number of people who die by slashing wounds in it. As in 'almost exclusively slashing.'

I try not to make assumptions outside of foil because I just never did it; I don't want to assume my experience map to epee or rapier properly.

At least Douglas Fairbanks had an excuse for how he fought on screen. The people who were doing fight choreography were trained almost exclusively in sabre.
That'd do it.

That's something that frustrates me on a daily basis, on my commute home from work. There's a wide, sweeping ramp from The Gardiner Expressway (west) to Highway 427 (north) heading out of the downtown core. I have taken this ramp at something like 180 Kmh in the middle of the night. Now, keep in mind that a 4 wheeled vehicle is inherently more stable than a single track vehicle. Every day I end up hitting that ramp at something like 80 Kmh in my car, in rush hour. By the time it straightens out again I'm generally in the 30-40 Kmh range as people are SLOWING to merge with traffic going straight.

Well, some people will just try and drive ideal for the road but ignore the traffic which doesn't work.
 




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