Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[TwoSix]

Exactly. Pineapple pizza no longer supporting skill play means that capitalism has failed.

I'm pretty sure that pineapple pizza was the original sin of capitalism.

 

[Bedrockgames]

I'm pretty sure that pineapple pizza was the original sin of capitalism.

Of man's first disobedience, and the fruit
Of that forbidden tree, whose mortal taste
Brought death into the world, and all our woe

 

[CleverNickName]

Pineapple Pizza: A Haiku
by CleverNickName

All I really want
is a way to make my friends
like the things I like.

Is it wrong to force
them to eat the same toppings
that I want to eat?

I bought the pizza.
They didn't pay a penny.
Why are they frowning?

The crust is hand tossed.
The pineapple, so juicy.
The sauce, so savory.

They liked the bacon.
I even got extra cheese.
What is the big deal?

It is my pizza.
How can it be wrong?
I eat it daily.

The pizza is here.
And with God as my witness
They'll learn to love it.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Listen, this pizza I will never eat, did not order and which was not actually delivered to my table is not up to my personal standards. And everyone in this restaurant is going to get an hour-long lecture about it.

 

[trappedslider]

I really feel sorry for whoever has to read the reports that get submitted to Starfleet

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I really feel sorry for whoever has to read the reports that get submitted to Starfleet

I assume they have a macro for "It's Q again."

 

[Ryujin]

I assume they have a macro for "It's Q again."

"Plaid Alert, Plaid Alert.... All crew to Who Knows What the Hell is Coming stations."

 

[billd91]

There are times when I'm reading a thread and I get the distinct impression that a very few posters in it are reading a VERY different thread because they're drawing conclusions that are dubious as hell from the other posts. I mean, I get the Rashomon Effect and how people apply different perspectives (or agendas), but sometimes...

 

[Ryujin]

There are times when I'm reading a thread and I get the distinct impression that a very few posters in it are reading a VERY different thread because they're drawing conclusions that are dubious as hell from the other posts. I mean, I get the Rashomon Effect and how people apply different perspectives (or agendas), but sometimes...

Reminds me that it's time to see if there are any Kurosawa movies available for streaming. I wanted to buy The Criterion Collection, but I don't think that it's available anymore.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

There are times when I'm reading a thread and I get the distinct impression that a very few posters in it are reading a VERY different thread because they're drawing conclusions that are dubious as hell from the other posts. I mean, I get the Rashomon Effect and how people apply different perspectives (or agendas), but sometimes...

I occasionally wonder if someone has had an undiagnosed stroke since the start of a thread.