Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Guest 85555]

Hey, my first DriveThruRPG product just went copper! It's not a ton of sales in the grand scheme of things, but most products on the site never get there, so that feels good.

Congratulations. What is the product?

 

[el-remmen]

Me <clicking on a potentially interesting thread title from the forum list page when it turns out I have the OP blocked>:

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Congratulations. What is the product?

One of 10 million Shadowdark things on the site.

 

[JEB]

Keep it civil: Don't engage in personal attacks, name-calling, or blanket generalizations in your discussions. Say how you feel or what you think, but be careful about ascribing motives to the actions of others or telling others how they "should" think. People seeking to engage and discuss will find themselves asking questions, seeking clarifications, and describing their own opinion. People seeking to "win an argument" sometimes end up taking cheap shots, calling people names, and generally trying to indimidate others. My advice: don't try to win. You've probably heard the adage that nobody ever wins an argument on the internet.

Unless, of course, it's one of those people. Then this rule doesn't apply, apparently.

 

[RoughCoronet0]

Making some stat blocks for my next few sessions and it has occured to me that despite some monsters being ginormous in size, they don't have a whole lot of ways of throwing that weight, and by extension the PCs, around. So I have been adding a lot of knock back effects and attacks that simulate a monster literally throwing itself or charging through the PCs with enough force to throw them dozens of feet away if they are hit. I've also been adding more debuffs to more monsters that signify being dazed from a very heavy attack such as prone, stunning them on particularly low saving throw rolls, or causing them to have disadvantage on their next turn's attacks as they try to recover.

Couple that with a few different ways for them to rush, leap, or burrow across the battlefield and I've got some fun mobile creatures.

 

[Belgos]

So after 845 pages of this, I'm weighing in on my preferences regarding pineapple on pizza:

I'm interested in trying Jack-In-The-Box's Teriyaki Bowl.

Until then, I'm going to enjoy some more popcorn while I watch Season 52 of "tOo MaNy CoOkS" It's my kinda trainwreck; Everyone knows that Shoeless Joe is not a cookbook, but a time-displaced Rik Mayall from the Young Ones shouting "fascist" while he uses a shoehorn as a cooking utensil, forcibly mashing undrained pineapple onto a capricciosa is particularly sublime.

 

[Jahydin]

Congratulations. What is the product?

Not certain, but have my suspicions, his logo just might be gnome related...

 

[Jahydin]

Hey, my first DriveThruRPG product just went copper! It's not a ton of sales in the grand scheme of things, but most products on the site never get there, so that feels good.

That is truly awesome, good job.

 

[Autumnal]

What, again? Everybody names that stuff

 

[Velderan]

Hey, my first DriveThruRPG product just went copper! It's not a ton of sales in the grand scheme of things, but most products on the site never get there, so that feels good.

That's awesome, congrats! Roughly how long did that take to do?