Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[prabe]

You put jam on the pizza?

I might put bacon jam, or onion/garlic jam on it, sure.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Nah. Although salmiak is pretty brutal and I'd want aquavit to wash it down.

I love salmiak.

Both because I love it, and because it's one of the few candies I can have around that I know other people (and by people, I mean DEREK!!!) will not steal.

Then again, I also enjoyed hákarl. Which my friends* refer to as "urine shark." So I may not provide the best advice on foods others will enjoy.


*"Friends" is defined as those I suffer the presence of.

 

[CleverNickName]

Two weeks ago, I had one of the best pizzas I've had in years. It was just a piping hot pizza crust right out of the oven, drizzled with olive oil, sprinkled with crushed pepper, fresh garlic and shredded basil, and topped with grated Parmesan cheese. That's it--no tomato sauce, no cured meats, no canned fruits or veggies. Just really good chewy bread with quality olive oil, fresh herbs, and aged cheese.

 

[Gradine]

Licorice is an abomination, in any context.

That's awesome, more for me then.

Not even red/strawberry licorice?

Not real licorice.

The real life hack though is biting the ends off of a red vine and using it as a straw in a can of Dr. Pepper.

 

[Mannahnin]

I love salmiak.

Both because I love it, and because it's one of the few candies I can have around that I know other people (and by people, I mean DEREK!!!) will not steal.

Then again, I also enjoyed hákarl. Which my friends* refer to as "urine shark." So I may not provide the best advice on foods others will enjoy.


*"Friends" is defined as those I suffer the presence of.

Well, once your palate has reached the point that whisky tastes like toast and gin and absinthe taste like candy, I suspect that salmiak, hakarl, and durian are your inevitable end points.

 

[Mannahnin]

The real life hack though is biting the ends off of a red vine and using it as a straw in a can of Dr. Pepper.

Surely you mean Mr. Pibb?

 

[Gradine]

The best pizza I've ever had in my life I made myself and it contained jalapenos, kimchi, and anchovies.

 

[Gradine]

Surely you mean Mr. Pibb?

 

[Mannahnin]

The best pizza I've ever had in my life I made myself and it contained jalapenos, kimchi, and anchovies.

You had my attention and now you have my interest.

As a housewarming present last year one of my guests gave me a jar of homemade chili crisp made with kimchi and flamin' hot cheetos. In retrospect that would have been great on pizza too.

 

[Gradine]

You had my attention and now you have my interest.

As a housewarming present last year one of my guests gave me a jar of homemade chili crisp made with kimchi and flamin' hot cheetos. In retrospect that would have been great on pizza too.