Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[payn]

Having finally had a chance to look at the 2024 pizza, I'm not sure I can agree it's "basically" the same pizza that was introduced in 2008. I think there's elements from pizzas I've had in 2014, 2008, 2003, and 2000. Heck, I'm pretty sure I can recognize elements from the pizza I was having in college! Pizza styles evolve! A lot of things have to go wrong in your life before you invent Chicago-style!

If Chicago is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

 

[TiQuinn]

If Chicago is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Imagine all the pizzas, living life in peace…

 

[payn]

Imagine all the pizzas, living life in peace…

I’m now picturing a massive zoom with EN Worlders eating pizza and badly singing this version of Imagine.

 

[Bedrockgames]

Having finally had a chance to look at the 2024 pizza, I'm not sure I can agree it's "basically" the same pizza that was introduced in 2008. I think there's elements from pizzas I've had in 2014, 2008, 2003, and 2000. Heck, I'm pretty sure I can recognize elements from the pizza I was having in college! Pizza styles evolve! A lot of things have to go wrong in your life before you invent Chicago-style!

This is the exact kind of confusion that arises when you deviate from the classic NY thin crust pizza

 

[Umbran]

This is the exact kind of confusion that arises when you deviate from the classic NY thin crust pizza

Oh noes! Confusion over pizza! How will we manage to live if we are confused about pizza?!?!

What, you want me to think, to resolve my confusion? You figure that's a reasonable suggestion, do you, that people should have to think? Pifft!

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

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Happy to report this account has migrated to Bluesky.

 

[Bedrockgames]

Oh noes! Confusion over pizza! How will we manage to live if we are confused about pizza?!?!

You will not. No one survives. Pizza confusion is a serious, lethal condition. As the brain folds in on itself, struggling to decipher the difference between a deep dish crust, New England Greek and a Detroit style pizza, it produces a build up of pressure until the skull explodes. In a sick and twisted irony, your head will resemble a broken calzone (only adding further confusion for any onlookers)

What, you want me to think, to resolve my confusion? You figure that's a reasonable suggestion, do you, that people should have to think? Pifft!

Thinking is the worst thing you can do during pizza confusion. While counter intuitive the best solution is to stop thinking and mindlessly walk to your nearest NY style pizzeria then eat until the pressure subsided

 

[Gradine]

Imagine all the pizzas, living life in peace…

I mean, I'd like to think that in a perfect world, we wouldn't refer to any kind of pizza as bad.





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Except for New York pizza

 

[Scribe]

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