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I see references to events, "...happened in 2011..." and I think to myself ah yes, that was just the other day.

It wasnt. That is 12 years ago and I'm really not sure what happened to the last decade. I suppose I can blame Covid for part of that, but I dont know, time just keeps speeding up.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. But bullets? Bullets fly in bullet time, which is like, super slow. So the best way to stop aging is to eat lots and lots of bullets.
-The Marxowski Sisters
 


I'm reminded of this woman's issues. I'm sure she has serious food sensitivities, but what always throws me is the second line, "sugars ending in -ose"... That's all sugars! That's what "-ose" means! Glucose, D-psicose, cellulose, sucrose, sucralose, fructose... I mean, if that's serious then the only thing I feel comfortable serving you is table salt, pepper, and water!
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Apologies for the bitchy tagline, I'm posting from my work laptop and this was the only form of this I found that I could attach to the post.
Megan needs to eat larger plates of food.
 

@Deset Gled - Yeah, that was the reason for that post. Thanks for providing the final piece to the puzzle though! I was trying to figure out why I could see some threads and not others, and it looks like post count per page is a factor.
 


I have a "No Peddlers" sign on my front door. Just had someone ring the bell, like three times in quick succession, and I'm waiting for someone. Ran down there to be greeted by a woman saying that she's selling chocolates. I pointed at the sign and her response was, "I'm not peddling. I'm selling chocolates." My reply, "That's literally peddling." She left reiterating, "No it isn't."
 



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