Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Autumnal]

A little something for the day after Thanksgiving.

 

[The Soloist]

I thought the circus troupe thread, was about a travelling circus...

 

[Cruentus]

Nuh uh.

Nuh uh.

Nuh uh.

Moves goalposts

 

[el-remmen]

I hate that the people i might be most in agreement with also express their opinion in ways that make me rethink if I should agree because they are the worst.

 

[Mad_Jack]

In my line of work, it's "as soon as possible."

Sorry buddy, but tasks that have actual deadlines will always take priority.

Get stuffed

Since my "Wednesday" shift actually runs from 12am to 8 am on Thursday, and I always bring a turkey grinder to work every single day, I successfully fulfilled any stupid holiday obligations people may have mistakenly thought I had...