Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

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If you're going to get booted after a single post, it hardly seems worth it to not post porn.

due to loving the west wing, your comment made me think of this from the pilot episode:

VAN DYKE
May I ask you a question, sir?

BARTLET
Of course.

VAN DYKE
If our children can buy pornography on any street corner for five dollars, isn't that too high a price to pay for free speech?

BARTLET
No.

VAN DYKE
Really?

BARTLET
On the other hand, I do think that five dollars is too high a price to pay for pornography.

 

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[RealAlHazred]

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Now the machines have even taken the naughty-word-posting jobs? Will the outrages never end?

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[Whizbang Dustyboots]

due to loving the west wing, your comment made me think of this from the pilot episode:

VAN DYKE
May I ask you a question, sir?

BARTLET
Of course.

VAN DYKE
If our children can buy pornography on any street corner for five dollars, isn't that too high a price to pay for free speech?

BARTLET
No.

VAN DYKE
Really?

BARTLET
On the other hand, I do think that five dollars is too high a price to pay for pornography.

At first I thought you meant that this was from the pilot of the Dick Van Dyke Show and had mad respect for that writing team.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

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“Bellrog” was right there.

 

[Ryujin]

“Bellrog” was right there.

As was "Jingle Bal."

 

[RealAlHazred]

As was "Jingle Bal."

Unfortunately, "Jingle Balls" is copyright by very litigious shock jocks from the 80s, so... better to steer clear.

 

[Swarmkeeper]

Poster 1: “Hey, Poster 2, the conclusion of your long post, y’know that <rude statement>, is… rude”
Poster 2: “nuh uh - you didn’t quote the whole post!”