Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Ryujin]

Unless they were wearing a motorcycle helmet.... What nobody else!?

As someone who has played a little "Aftermath" and who has actually shot a motorcycle helmet with a .44 cal rifle, theory and reality are lightyears apart

 

[trappedslider]

A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames. The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $57.61.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

I was probably too young when I got my first bb gun but it was drilled into me over and over and over from the moment I was given it to never, ever, under any circumstances point it at another person.

Yeah, my dad is a combat vet and even toy guns were never to be pointed at another human being in his presence, "unless you intend to kill them."

 

[Scribe]

Just finished Die Hard with my wife.

If that's not a Christmas movie, nothing is.

Thank you, that is all.

 

[Thomas Shey]

As someone who has played a little "Aftermath" and who has actually shot a motorcycle helmet with a .44 cal rifle, theory and reality are lightyears apart

As I recall, the motorcycle in Aftermath would only get you so far against a .44 rifle, too.

 

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[Ryujin]

As I recall, the motorcycle in Aftermath would only get you so far against a .44 rifle, too.

With an almost 1/2" entry hole and a baseball sized exit hole, it shouldn't give you anything.

 

[trappedslider]

I have questions but I don't want the answers

 

[Mad_Jack]

Some friends and I were out in the Mojave, and one had bought a cheap pellet rifle at the store in Barstow where we were getting camping supplies. Later he puts a beer bottle on a rock and is getting ready to shoot, and I said "you'll put your eye out" just joking around. It almost did, ricochet hit right under his eye.

A Christmas Story is basically the biography of my childhood. There are so many parallels between that movie and my early years (I could show you a picture where I look like Ralphie's stunt double) there's probably a Reddit subgroup dedicated to the conspiracy theories...
In my case, though, it was my brother who was shooting the pellet gun, and I was standing next to him when it ricocheted and hit me just under the eye.

(On a slight tangent, years earlier (when I was still wearing glasses) I actually did get my glasses wrecked by an icicle falling off our house...)

 

[RealAlHazred]

Just finished Die Hard with my wife.

If that's not a Christmas movie, nothing is.

Thank you, that is all.

Probably the second-best Christmas movie of all time, just after Christmas with the Kranks*!

* This is a joke. Please don't watch that movie, it's terrible. Management accepts no responsibility for the sharp drop in the quality of your life if you say, "How bad could it be?" and watch it anyway.