Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[soviet]

American education is wildly uneven.

:looks at the news:

 

[Aeson]

Corperations

Do you write your name in all caps? Does your flag have a fringe on it?

 

[soviet]

Do you write your name in all caps? Does your flag have a fringe on it?

Uhmerica

 

[trappedslider]

Do you write your name in all caps? Does your flag have a fringe on it?

 

[Aeson]

I have Q level clearance.

 

[trappedslider]

I have Q level clearance.

You need Yankee White.

 

[Aeson]

You need Yankee White.

No I don't. I just need to butter up the guy in charge. He'll tell me everything I want to know very powerfully.

 

[Ryujin]

My son is near 22, I remember going into his Elementary and asking wtf they were teaching, because it was so far behind what I knew from my own childhood.

Education in Canada is dire now.

Education in Canada was dire then. I went into Kindergarten reading adolescent level books and comics. I got to grade 1 knowing the alphabet and sleepytime.

 

[overgeeked]

P1. Hey, this would be neat.

P2. Here's a 1000-word essay on why that sucks.

 

[trappedslider]

not once has any one approached me to sell an eight or a nine and I feel left out