Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Scribe]

Drywall ripped out, and I didnt even cut a wire or pipe.

 

[Richards]

If we're all still in a math-based wordplay mood (and why not? - it's Pi Day!), this is a perfect time to tell you about my new girlfriend.

She's the square root of -100.

A perfect 10...and also imaginary.

Johnathan

 

[payn]

Ready for snowmageddon!

 

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[payn]

Time to reverse sear!

 

[trappedslider]

 

[Pale Violet Light]

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I must admit that if I attempt any more math jokes, I’ll be going over a cliff like a lemma.

To jump or not? I say “Die, lemma!”

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

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You know, if you call on someone in Alexandria and go, “You know meet me at the amphitheater at eight o'clock.” it's not a suggestion of what's gonna happen, it's an actuality, it's a commitment you and your friend will be at the amphitheater at eight o'clock.

In ROME you wanna meet someone you gotta summon 11 people tell them all specifically “I'm going to meet you at the amphitheater.” and maybe one or two kind of show up and one by accident because they happen to be in the neighborhood. This is what Rome is like.

And then if you're not there in Alexandria you must explain to the person why you weren't there. It's real life you know because the guys they're going, “Come on Mark Antony what happened? I'm standing in the corner, my balls in my head I'm thinking you died what the hell is going on?” and you must explain. You give an excuse and you move on. Anywhere else in the empire, if Julius Caesar is not at dinner the next night it's because- you know- Julius Caesar said he would cross the Rubicon and in fact he did cross the Rubicon.

In Rome, there is no event too important where someone still won't show up. “You know Augustus, tomorrow it's really important you pick me up at six o'clock in the morning because we’re giving “open heart surgery” to Julius so you gotta really make sure- you know- that you're gonna be there.” Four days later when you finally hear from Augustus, it's like, “Augustus, we gave JC open heart surgery, you weren’t there- what happened?”

“Brutus, oh my gosh…I flaked!”

“I flaked!” is their reason. “I flaked!” is the reason in Rome.

“Oh come on Augustus. What, no what do you mean? You broke your arm you fell down in the shower? You had chariot problems?”

“No, Brutus, I just flaked!”