Ricky Bobby Endorses 4th Edition!

[Fifth Element]

"Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby, and I play 4th Edition DnD because it's faster, better, and was designed by Elvis!"

Brilliant. Well done.

 

[theredrobedwizard]

Come at You Like a Spider Monkey - Rogue Attack 1
You leap into the air, limbs flailing, and crash into your target's chest. Your momentum knocks your target to the ground; your fingers digging into its soft, yielding flesh.
Encounter ✦ Martial
Standard Action - Melee
Target: One creature
Attack: +7 vs. Fortitude
Hit: 1d8+4 damage.
Effect: Target is knocked prone.

Designed by Elvis
Tier: Heroic
Effect: The King has blessed your very existence. +1 to all defenses. Once per day, as a Standard Action, you can proclaim one of your possessions to be "designed by Elvis"; granting you +2 to hit on your next attack.

-TRRW

 

[Jackelope King]

Now to think of a Ricky Bobby 4E slogan.

"Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby, and I'm a Dwarven Fighter. Not the lil' midget guys who try to sneak around by standing on each other's shoulders in a trench coat, but like a little beardy guy with an axe and a helmet with horns who drinks booze and kills things and takes their stuff. It's a real fulfillin' experience."

 

[Angel Tarragon]

"Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby, and I play 4th Edition DnD because it's faster, better, and was designed by Elvis!"

Brilliant!

Gods, that is too funny!