"Up and down we go! But though the bread may fall it shall rise again, and woe to the wicked!"
*The Crimson Pumpernickel, though knocked to his knees, stands up while palming another piece of bread in his hand, but Tristan strikes him a mighty blow, leaving the crazy crimson-garbed maniac shaking and clenching his teeth with pain, just about ready to collapse.*
"Ha! Foul villain, the Crimson Pumpernickel shall never fall to the likes of thee! It would be anticlimactic, and the hero never falls to such a petty worthless villain."
*The Crimson Pumpernickel tosses the piece of bread at Tristan and, completely unexpectedly for a biscuit made of bread, it explodes.*
"Ha! Taste my poppy pepper smoke bomb--this is the real opiate of the masses!"
*The room begins to fill with smoke, and the pepper in the bomb stings Tristan's eyes, causing him to be blinded for just a second as his eyes tear up and burn with pain, as the Crimson Pumpernickel begins to step away from him, though he can't tell exactly which way.*
(OOC: Tristan is blinded for one round, and it's his turn. CP 5-foot-stepped somewhere.)