Vraille Darkfang
First Post
Yea, The extent of 'sex scenes' in games I've played/Dm'd
1. Somebody (this was in 2nd edition) would invariably misuse the Command spell (defecate, urinate, masturbate) or some foe. Of course it wasn't so mush fun when the DM used the spell on them.
2. Only in depth description of sex between a player & a NPC was when the evil wizard was scrying on him & wanted to choose the best time to teleport in & summon a bunch of fiends. Lets say he got caught with his codpiece down, yet with his shortsword drawn.
3. Evil vamp voodoo priestess chick is trying to gets bits of hair off PC to make a voodoo doll. PC (drunk) goes up to her, mistakes her for prostitute & says "Wanna, suck my **** for a gold piece?" No real depth other than me saying "She agrees, yanks your pants down; you scream in pain & a wolf runs off with something bloody in it's mouth. Your gonna need to see a cleric." Vamp made a VERY special voodoo doll though. I'd randomly say things like: "You suddenly feel like part of you was dropped in a cauldron of boiling oil. You do too know what part!" Most likely to happen when he tried to do stupid things, imagine that.
1. Somebody (this was in 2nd edition) would invariably misuse the Command spell (defecate, urinate, masturbate) or some foe. Of course it wasn't so mush fun when the DM used the spell on them.
2. Only in depth description of sex between a player & a NPC was when the evil wizard was scrying on him & wanted to choose the best time to teleport in & summon a bunch of fiends. Lets say he got caught with his codpiece down, yet with his shortsword drawn.
3. Evil vamp voodoo priestess chick is trying to gets bits of hair off PC to make a voodoo doll. PC (drunk) goes up to her, mistakes her for prostitute & says "Wanna, suck my **** for a gold piece?" No real depth other than me saying "She agrees, yanks your pants down; you scream in pain & a wolf runs off with something bloody in it's mouth. Your gonna need to see a cleric." Vamp made a VERY special voodoo doll though. I'd randomly say things like: "You suddenly feel like part of you was dropped in a cauldron of boiling oil. You do too know what part!" Most likely to happen when he tried to do stupid things, imagine that.
