Sex with the DM

Whizbang Dustyboots

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If you have sex with your DM, and get favorable treatment in the game thereafter, is that an unfair advantage, or should the other players just start having sex with the DM instead?
 

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Whizbang Dustyboots said:
If you have sex with your DM, and get favorable treatment in the game thereafter, is that an unfair advantage, or should the other players just start having sex with the DM instead?

What, are you playing with stewardesses or something?

-- N
 


There were times back in high school wherein my gamer girl would earn some extra experience points via sexual favors. Those days are long gone, though. *sigh*

As the DM, this was very fair. Other players bribed me with money or presents; so it wasn't all that unfair.

I'm a bad DM. :S

On an unrelated note, I posted this with my wii.

-TRRW
 


I invite anyone in my game to find out! Player tryouts for new group members begin tonight at my place! :D

PS. Females only plz.
 

Whizbang Dustyboots said:
If you have sex with your DM, and get favorable treatment in the game thereafter, is that an unfair advantage, or should the other players just start having sex with the DM instead?

As someone who runs a game in which my wife is a player....

I can assure you that having sex with the DM in no way influences my treatment towards her character.

Power Word: Couch, on the other hand...
 

Whizbang Dustyboots said:
If you have sex with your DM, and get favorable treatment in the game thereafter, is that an unfair advantage, or should the other players just start having sex with the DM instead?
The DM is taken, if temporarily. Let 'em have some fun. The other players should spend time outside of the game in pursuit of getting laid. (Translated: Guys, go out and date some girls.)
 

Whizbang Dustyboots said:
If you have sex with your DM, and get favorable treatment in the game thereafter, is that an unfair advantage, or should the other players just start having sex with the DM instead?

What, are players so un-creative these days that they can only think of one kind of bribe? Or are DMs so narrow-minded in their hedonism? Come on people, there are multiple pleasures in the world! Live a little!
 

I was in a group where one GM was easily bribed by food. His Palladium games were terrible as a result.

Two players had sex (even during game, although in a back room, but they were missing out on the game) but none of them ever GMed.
 

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