Sexual Prowess... which skill ?

[Three_Haligonians]

We are talking about a character having sex with female drow. Clearly the skill you want is Survival.


Seriously though, Races of Faerun has a feat called Harem trained that gives a +2 bonus to Diplomacy and Perform so it seems like those would be the skills to use. (Note that since it's a 3.0 book, it doesn't break the Perform skill up like 3.5)

Or, if you wanted, it could just be ranks in Profession: Concubine, Consort, Harem Boy, or Gigolo.

J from Three Haligonians

 

[Voadam]

Diplomacy in the srd doesn't describe the mechanism for how the skill works, just that it changes NPC attitudes.

From the srd:

DIPLOMACY (CHA)
Check: You can change the attitudes of others (nonplayer characters) with a successful Diplomacy check; see the Influencing NPC Attitudes sidebar, below, for basic DCs. In negotiations, participants roll opposed Diplomacy checks, and the winner gains the advantage. Opposed checks also resolve situations when two advocates or diplomats plead opposite cases in a hearing before a third party.
Action: Changing others’ attitudes with Diplomacy generally takes at least 1 full minute (10 consecutive full-round actions). In some situations, this time requirement may greatly increase. A rushed Diplomacy check can be made as a full-round action, but you take a –10 penalty on the check.
Try Again: Optional, but not recommended because retries usually do not work. Even if the initial Diplomacy check succeeds, the other character can be persuaded only so far, and a retry may do more harm than good. If the initial check fails, the other character has probably become more firmly committed to his position, and a retry is futile.
Special: A half-elf has a +2 racial bonus on Diplomacy checks.
If you have the Negotiator feat, you get a +2 bonus on Diplomacy checks.
Synergy: If you have 5 or more ranks in Bluff, Knowledge (nobility and royalty), or Sense Motive, you get a +2 bonus on Diplomacy checks.

INFLUENCING NPC ATTITUDES
Use the table below to determine the effectiveness of Diplomacy checks (or Charisma checks) made to influence the attitude of a nonplayer character, or wild empathy checks made to influence the attitude of an animal or magical beast.

Initial Attitude ————— New Attitude (DC to achieve)—————
Hostile Unfriendly Indifferent Friendly Helpful
Hostile Less than 20 20 25 35 50
Unfriendly Less than 5 5 15 25 40
Indifferent — Less than 1 1 15 30
Friendly — — Less than 1 1 20
Helpful — — — Less than 1 1

Attitude Means Possible Actions
Hostile Will take risks to hurt you Attack, interfere, berate, flee
Unfriendly Wishes you ill Mislead, gossip, avoid, watch suspiciously, insult
Indifferent Doesn’t much care Socially expected interaction
Friendly Wishes you well Chat, advise, offer limited help, advocate
Helpful Will take risks to help you Protect, back up, heal, aid

 

[kanithardm]

Make a new skill called have sex(dex)

 

[shadowbloodmoon]

Or, as was mentioned numerous times before... have a look at the Book of Erotic Fantasy. For all the hype, it actually has decent rules for that stuff. And what happens if you don't take certain precautions....

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

Reading this thread, I'm thinking that it should be a Knowledge (Doin' the Nasty) skill check. Don't nerds make the best lovers? The DC should be set by how hard the partner is easy (or difficult) to please, by how much you know the partner, etc.

You could add a bunch of synergy bonuses (with Concentration, for example).

AR

 

[Alzrius]

Isn't there a house rule project (complete guide to carnal knowledge or somesuch) around?

Yes, although after the BoEF came out it was pretty much abandoned. What was done is still around though, and can be found at the Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

 

[Sado]

Don't forget Sleight of Hand. Very important.

And of course Ride.

(Why can't I add my own corny inuendo)

 

[nerfherder]

How about

Profession: oldest

Lots of chuckles in this thread, but that one made me laugh!

Cheers,
Liam

 

[kenobi65]

But as long as nobody mentions Awesome Blow or the Epic Rod of Splendor, we should be fine.

Much less the Rod of Lordly Might.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Other factors to consider: Bardic Knowlege, Weapon Specialization/Familiarity, Power Attack, Expertise, Lay on Hands, The Domain of Protection, Flurry of Blows, almost any illusion or enchantment spell, prestidigitation...



and of course, True Strike, Magic Missile, and Magic Mouth.