innerdude
Legend
75. You stuck a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding just to see what REALLY happens.
76. Your insurance company is getting really tired of processing claims against the "Accidental Death and Dismemberment" clause in your policy.
77. Your name is considered the most vile epithet in the history of the goblinoid language.
78. When heralds proclaim your list of accomplishments when entering a royal ball, no one else gets to come in for the rest of the night.
79. A game of 52-card pickup with a Deck of Many Things is considered "a diverting weekend activity."
80. Your parents are still wondering when you're going to "settle down" and start producing grandchildren with "that nice young lass from the merchant's guild."
81. When people talk about stuff being "in the eye of the beholder," you're never really sure if they're being literal or figurative.
82. Your "rare spell component" corporation is the driving force behind the economies of 77 nations.
83. You published your tips on inter-species dating to Wikipedia and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy just to show Captain Kirk what a noob he is.
84. You hang out in illithid lairs and think of nothing but "Your Mom" jokes the entire time just to get a rise out of them.
76. Your insurance company is getting really tired of processing claims against the "Accidental Death and Dismemberment" clause in your policy.
77. Your name is considered the most vile epithet in the history of the goblinoid language.
78. When heralds proclaim your list of accomplishments when entering a royal ball, no one else gets to come in for the rest of the night.
79. A game of 52-card pickup with a Deck of Many Things is considered "a diverting weekend activity."
80. Your parents are still wondering when you're going to "settle down" and start producing grandchildren with "that nice young lass from the merchant's guild."
81. When people talk about stuff being "in the eye of the beholder," you're never really sure if they're being literal or figurative.
82. Your "rare spell component" corporation is the driving force behind the economies of 77 nations.
83. You published your tips on inter-species dating to Wikipedia and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy just to show Captain Kirk what a noob he is.
84. You hang out in illithid lairs and think of nothing but "Your Mom" jokes the entire time just to get a rise out of them.
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