Small Gods: Myriad Puntheons

[seregil]

ReekHard Sim-Hons: Minor God of enthusiasm, bad haircuts, happy-bouncy people and ambiguous sexuality. Also a patron saint of annoyance.

 

[Achan hiArusa]

Yellow Metal: Patron god of School Bus Drivers. There is a reason we haven't run over your SUV parked in the bus lane yet.

Papyrus Scientifica: The ever fickle and hungry patron goddess of scientific papers.

Managerius: The patron god who gives managers (and advisors, directors, etc) the ability to disappear at seemingly impossible moments, overhear conversations they are not supposed to, and be behind your back at exactly the right (or wrong) moment.

 

[Silvercat Moonpaw]

Drazzt D'uplicate: God of poorly-disguised ripoffs of popular fiction characters. Used his powers to steal dominion from Frudu Baggain.

Oh, wait, sorry, small gods...............

 

[Sigurd]

I have met different people in different cities that independently refer to a bridge 'God of the evil Splits".


Sigurd

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I'm sorry to say this kind of wordplay is roughly as addictive as crystal meth -- and not nearly as slimming.

I'm fresh out of gods, but I do have a new character idea to share: Orlando Curioso. He's an explorer whose dream is to travel to the four corners of the world and even to the moon. Needless to say, he's also small, adorable monkey.

That took me a second.

Well done, sir! Well done!

ReekHard Sim-Hons: Minor God of enthusiasm, bad haircuts, happy-bouncy people and ambiguous sexuality. Also a patron saint of annoyance.

Ambiguous? Ambiguous? AMBIGUOUS?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Shirley Ugest- demigoddess of lame humor and paradoxically odd news, in addition, her name is often invoked in order to ward off such humor or news.

Disambiguation

Not to be confused with

1. Shirley Yhu Cheist, a powerful Skald (Bard-Priestess), renown for impressive curves, lame humor and her ability to combat the Undead with her horrible jokes.
2. Shirley-U-GST, a High-Programmer in Alpha Complex who, coincidentally, is also renown for lame humor.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

myriad puntheons

BTW...that is a PERFECT description of what we have here!

Perhaps I should edit the thread's title a mite...

 

[Silvercat Moonpaw]

The Goddess LOLBast says:

LOLBast demands cheeseburgerz!

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

From the sourcebook: "Granted power: A cleric of LOLBast can haz cheezberger a number of times per day equal to her level."

This quote courtesy:

Collectivus Dusticus - believed to be an avatar of Thoth, he was widely regarded by medieval scholars and completist gamers as Lord of Woefully Unused 3pp Sourcebooks.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Haicooter, redneck Duke of Mechanics and demigod of Japanese poetry.