Small Gods: Myriad Puntheons

[Dannyalcatraz]

The poster known here as "Mallus" has often told stories of his PC, Joseirus, Egyptian God of Mexican Wrestling, from present-day East L.A.

I find this concept inherently hilarious- an ultra-niche deity to be sure (and probably fun to play). A "Small God."

I'm not associated with that campaign in any way shape or form, but I started thinking...what other Small Gods can the assembled minds of ENWorld come up with? So pony up some ideas!

Setting doesn't matter, but post enough of the concept to give us the general idea, like:

The Mighty Asis, Goddess of Garage Sales and Deep Discounts.

Tyr-Rawr, Goddess of Slight Testiness, Catfights, and Being Sexy.

Bubba Imhotep, Egyptian Redneck God of Advice.

 

[ArghMark]

Meh. - Goddess of fangirls, apathy, internet forums, and slash fanfiction. Oh, and Lolcatz.

 

[Theroc]

Ra Ra Sisboomba - The god of Cheerleading.

 

[Wik]

The Ever-Watchful One: God of Caffeine, late nights, and internet lechery.

 

[weem]

Skidmark Stinkfinger - God of Sharting, Anal Leakage, and Practical Jokes involving Feces


(too much?)

It's late, what can I say

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Ack - God of Dropping Your Favourite D20 In Something Unsuitable.

 

[Goblyns Hoard]

Scallops - God of swearing in front of young and impressionable children

 

[Pbartender]

Dji-Ten - An ancient Chinese spirit-demon that causes foul smells and smoke to emanate from expensive electronics.

 

[AFGNCAAP]

Amd: God of the ampersand (&).

Kelak: God of leapyear day mornings.

Kalek: God of leapyear day evenings.

Ilabalanakana: Goddess of popular crash diets.

Naervohs: God of unrequited romantic crushes.

Skidrum Norse goddess of illicit office romances.

Chocrun: God of death by chocolate.

Khanjhest: Archfiend of debilitating allergies.

Barisen: Archfiend of developing facial acne before significant social interactions.

Fbhaahm: Archfiend of flat tires.

 

[Stoat]

Slak-Ur God of Procrastination.