Small Gods: Myriad Puntheons

[pawsplay]

Helomoto: God of old but still working cell phones with various forms of battle damage

Morton Heykkid: God of protection from plagues spread by young children touching or licking salt shakers at restaurants

 

[MarkB]

Ack - God of Dropping Your Favourite D20 In Something Unsuitable.

A member of the same pantheon as Aieeyallah, goddess of finding your mislaid d4 the hard way.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The pantheon of dice gods is an interesting one indeed, since the god with the biggest portfolio is, in some ways, the least powerful.

Wazzisfer- the God of dice that don't have 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 or 20 sides or have non-numerical symbols on them.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Skidmark Stinkfinger - God of Sharting, Anal Leakage, and Practical Jokes involving Feces

As I recall, in another pantheon, there is a similar god, Fa'a'woosh Ahhhh whose entire responsibility is being the god of Lighting Farts.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Dude- the Hippy/Stoner God of Everything. Surprisingly monotheistic (perhaps they're too distracted to come up with other gods), they give him thanks when an unexpected boon is granted ("Dude! Thanks for the burger!"), pray to him when they deeply appreciate the Universe ("Duuuuuuuuuuuude- that is one hot chick!") and beseech him to avoid punishment ("Don't tase me...DUDE!").

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

And then there's ...

Schite, evil god of d20 natural "1"s.

Sdarwkcab, god of reversed names.

Lulz, goddess of lolcats.

 

[Pbartender]

Z'zxkwq-kxw'k'qkxz-vkv-kzkqw'w'wq-kzaaar - God of fantasy and science fiction names.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

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the god of falling asleep on your keyboard, frequently worshiped in Cubicle Farms. Also known euphemistically as "The God whose name has no set spelling or terminus."

 

[Thunderfoot]

HWWWRRKK! Fwash: God/dess (No one is quite sure) of the drunken stupor. Usually worshiped by invoking the holy name at the porcelain alter and then depressing the holy trigger.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

HWWWRRKK! Fwash: God/dess (No one is quite sure) of the drunken stupor. Usually worshiped by invoking the holy name at the porcelain alter and then depressing the holy trigger.

Also known as: Gh-hurgle-mak, Chokethulhu, and in one particular worship service I witnessed...Jesus?Splaaaaaaaargh!