Small Gods: Myriad Puntheons

Breengdapaene: Egyptian god of wrestler catchphrases and smack talk.

Kahthuhmpthuhmp: Goddess of unbalanced washing machines and dryers.

Magaran: God of anagrams.

Burgler: God of theifs and rouges (specifically).

GoA: God of acronyms.

Its: Celtic god of Monty Python Flying Circus opening mini-skits.

Oamaigha: Finnish goddess of inappropriate or unwanted cleavage exposure in regards to the viewer(s).

Nohsho: Goddess of nudity-censoring blurring and black bars in visual media.

Ftah: God of those awkward moments where you feel like you're got a wedgie yet you're in public and you just can't fix it right there, can you, so you try to make some sort of funky walking moment that you hope will straighten it out but it doesn't and you just wind up looking ridiculous in front of a bunch of people.

Hahthahthaht: Demon of excessive spice use in cuisine.

Oumffph: Demon of humorus visually-recorded injuries dealt to the crotch.

Snaid: God of misread subtext and inflection in written communications.

Watztahtsai: God of uncorrected 20/80 vision.
 

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Aglet, god of difficult to remember names for household items.

Mother Forker, goddess of lame psuedo-profanity.

Solo Striker, god of poorly chosen euphemisms.

Keanu, god of whoa...

Sawdust Butane, god of McNugget ingrediants.

MacYinPedroStein, god of offensive ethnic stereotypes.
 





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