Small Gods: Myriad Puntheons

[AFGNCAAP]

Lepetomane: Archdevil of amusing-sounding flatulence.

Fffizzz: Primordial of carbonated water.

Dangol: God of unintelligible accents.

Gorblimey: Demon of terrible English accent impressions.

$26523%&#?-Ga: God of bizarre/surrealistic artistic expression.

$26523%&#?-Ga Bob: God of bizarre/surrealistic humor.

Kernal: God of the Commodore 64.

Rhahllowt: Demon of lacking toilet paper at inopportune times.

Cheed: God of cheedle.

(FYI: the above is not intended in the vulgar sense, which I was not aware of until a quick Google search; more in the Not Necessarily the News Sniglet sense).

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Testy Cleese, British/Greek god of being mightily annoyed and doing silly walks. Once had a hotel in Torquay.

The Mighty Thore, Norse god of post-workout massages.

John Thomas- more of a demigod or folk hero. Like the American folk hero John Henry, he died proving that a man was better than a machine.

 

[Mallus]

These are a few more of the gods from Joseirus's pantheon, which originated in the the 41st century and is entirely the fault of several graduate students, some genetically engineered hash, a time machine, and a half a dozen prototype reality-hacking devices.

Juanubis - enemy of Joseirus. Appears as a short man with the head of a Chihuahua.
Ai Ai Isis - girlfriend of Joseirus. Appears as a flying hoochie mama or Spanish-language children's show hostess.
Chalu-ptah - Meso-Egyptian god of science and salsa-making. Owns a platter capable of creating the hottest salsa in the universe.

Vespa, the Roman Goddess of Motor Scooters. Attended by the cigarette-smoking, black Capri-clad Vespal Virgins.
Il Diablo Robotico - 'nuff said.
Hello Savior - the collectible Messiah (by Sandio)
Glameterasu - the Japanese Goddess of Cross-Dressing Rock Musicians. Glameterasu has two sons: Iggyzanagi "He Who Poops Onstage" and Ziggyzanami "Most Potent Man Who Dresses Like a Woman"

(this thread reminds me it's high time to pester my GM into running that campaign again. Joseirus still has to return the Spear of Longinus to Hitler so the Nazi's don't win WWII!)

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That pantheon is full of win!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Cholulathulhu, Mexican Elder God of insanely spicy ceviche.

 

[Pbartender]

Tzu Sun - Ancient chinese demon-spirit that causes things to happen before they were meant to.

Jetski - Slavic godling of exceptionally fast aircraft and watersports.

 

[AFGNCAAP]

Oden: Norse god of amateur poetry.

Deep Freya: Norse goddess of fish and chips.

Bang!: God of onomatopoeia.

Khupajo: Finnish god of coffee.

Acme: Greek god of mail-order devices.

Molarcurl: Triple-aspected god of stoogery.

Watzdaoddz: God of the edges of coins, edges of dice, Joker cards, green 0's (& 00's) on roulette wheels, the uncertainty principle, and winning the lottery.

Hadalotl: Aztec god of severe inebriation.

 

[pawsplay]

Erroneous: God of smiting the innocent and uninvolved by mistake
Amadeus: LE god of kitschy dance-pop
Hex-thor: God of variant combat maps
Haeli: Diety associated with a comet that appears once ever seven-five years
Compsplat: God of half-human, half-drow blade dancers
Flapperona: Goddess of non-busty wenches

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

Cholulathulhu, Mexican Elder God of insanely spicy ceviche.

Good night! For a brief moment, I thought you had invoked CHIHUAHUATHULHU just then. Speak no more of It, lest It arise and keep all awake at night with Its incessant yipping and whining from the apartment next door, or peer evilly upon the world from the dark recesses of vapid socialites' tiny purses....

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Brett Farvnir, currently the Viking god of decision-making, will soon announce his decision on whether or not to usher in Ragnarok this year.

Sources close to him say he was relatively firm on possibly deciding after having a big slice of cheeshead head-cheese, but decided to give it a pass for a little while.