Sigurd Stardust, Norse god of new-wave music, played guitar. (So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our møøseballs?)
Capt. Lou Albino, undead Melnibonean god of music videos and wrestling.
I am so stealing her for our M&M campaign! Probably Jetski, Slavic God of Annoying Pleasure Watercraft, too.Uhura Mazda, the Swahili goddess of Wankel Rotary Engines.