Small Gods: Myriad Puntheons

[Theo R Cwithin]

Ug Soggy Oth - dark lord of wet towels, bathmats and sponges

A_po'S'tro'p-he*Os'i's! - god of unnecessary punctuation

Gwoad - god of porridge

 

[Theroc]

A_po'S'tro'p-he*Os'i's! - god of unnecessary punctuation

I've seen worshippers of this one on several X-men based roleplaying boards (No game system, just RP). They love it in their thread titles. Drives me nuts.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Sue Tekh, Egyptian goddess of Blackberry Storms, the British band The Darkness, and the new Korg Kaoss Pad. Despite her inroads into high-tech and entertainment, she is also known as "The Hidden Goddess" because her contact info is concealed/unlisted, due to frequent confusion with her cousin, the Egyptian god, Sutekh (who prefers being called Set or Seth anyway).

She is known to like desserts.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Daygone, the Elder God of procrastination, usually worshipped by going fishing. Said fishing usually involves no bait, but is frequently done while drowsy or drunk.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Karloff Khalua, the Elder God of extremely creepy and insanely tasty beverages involving coffee liquors and vodka.

 

[Avarice]

Hanes (pronounced HAY-nees): God of the underworld realm of the socks that go missing in the laundry.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Toemater, the god of suffering through having a severely stubbed, swollen red toes.

 

[Set]

Sue Tekh, Egyptian goddess of Blackberry Storms, the British band The Darkness, and the new Korg Kaoss Pad. Despite her inroads into high-tech and entertainment, she is also known as "The Hidden Goddess" because her contact info is concealed/unlisted, due to frequent confusion with her cousin, the Egyptian god, Sutekh (who prefers being called Set or Seth anyway).

She is known to like desserts.

In case anyone had any doubts, Sue Tekh looks *nothing* like the picture she's posted on her Facebook page, making her also the goddess of internet exaggeration and crushing disappointment. Her holy animal is the coyote, and she'll tell you because she's a clever trickster.

She lies.

 

[Avarice]

Splurg! - God of drinking beverages while reading funny things on the internet. Also patron saint of ruined keyboards.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

A member of the same pantheon as Aieeyallah, goddess of finding your mislaid d4 the hard way.

Not to mention Owowowowowow, god of burnt fingers.